Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
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i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family
Played 304,849 times
So I saw the picture of Taylor Swift on Jessi/e’s body and thought “I’m not gonna regret this” and pressed play.
I didn’t.
Life is a game. So fight for survival and find out if you’re worth it.
This movie is so good
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I live by the beach and this little guy just popped by for a visit
EXCUSE ME
Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord, Poseidon?
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me flirting on grindr
